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      This one made me chuckle.

      I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

      I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’

      ‘NO!’ the children answered.

      ‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
      everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’

      Again, the answer was ‘NO!’ By now I was starting to smile.

      ‘Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
      children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’

      Again, they all answered ‘NO!’.

      I was just bursting with pride for them.

      I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”

      A six year-old boy shouted out: “YUV GOTTA BE DEAD!”

      “It’s a curious race, the Irish.”

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