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      Goodsteel
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      An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.

      The wife, a retired college English instructor with an emphasis on the classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years service, was a no nonsense guy.

      One afternoon, the wife went to the local Starbucks to meet a friend for coffee. While she waited for her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: “if you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you”.

       

      The husband responded: ” I’m takin a shit. Please advise.”

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      slim1836
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      Good one, I stole it.

      Slim

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      Glenn
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      LOL  Good one 🙂

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      Bwahahaha

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