- March 23, 2016 at 1:14 am #26207ArtfulParticipant
- Posts: 187
- Comments: 428
- Overall: 615
Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars so all my friends could come over on the weekend and I was going to paint it green with pink trim.
Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.
The City Council told me;
Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday.
And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!
I love this country.
It’s the government that scares me.
- March 23, 2016 at 1:32 am #26209GoodsteelKeymaster
- Posts: 208
- Comments: 2452
- Overall: 2660
- March 26, 2016 at 3:04 pm #26400Larry GibsonParticipant
- Posts: 55
- Comments: 507
- Overall: 562
So much truth to that it’s scary!
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.