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      Artful
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      Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.

      Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

      It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

      It would have parking for 200 cars so all my friends could come over on the weekend and I was going to paint it green with pink trim.

      Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.

      The City Council told me;
      Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!

      So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”

      Work starts on Monday.

      And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!

      I love this country.

      It’s the government that scares me.

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      Goodsteel
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      Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

    • #26400
      Larry Gibson
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      So much truth to that it’s scary!

      Larry Gibson

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