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      The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently
      answered one of the questions incorrectly.

      In response to thequestion, … “Do you have anyone dependent on you ?”

      The man wrote: … “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million
      crackheads,4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
      80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Washington and
      the entire group that call themselves Politicians”.

      IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

      The man’s response back was, … “Who did I leave out ?”

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      MY Three Sons: the Untold Story of Life, Death, and Character.

      A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university:

      “I feel it is my duty to provide you with the best education possible, and you do not owe me anything for providing that.

      However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, I want each of you to put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.

      And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer, and a financial planner, each very successful financially.

      When their fathers time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his dying wish.

      First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased and then came the financial planner who also put $1,000 there.

      Finally, it was the heart- broken lawyer’s turn. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

      He later went on to become the Director of the IRS
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      Brilliant. LOL!

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