- February 19, 2016 at 5:58 am #24504ArtfulParticipant
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So what do you think – good to go or too risque?
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she
was getting on.
“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking
and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff
out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of
my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled
my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there.”* “We don’t like that in heaven”, said God. The woman replied:
“Well, they’re not too happy about it at Costco either!”
- February 19, 2016 at 12:14 pm #24516GoodsteelKeymaster
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News and humor and off topic is pretty much a free pass as long as there’s no porn or disrespect on Jesus Christ. It’s definitely on the edge, but I’ll allow it.
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